I hate Marc Jacobs.
There. I said it. I don't hate him because he has molded himself into a very sexy man. I don't hate him because he can design some fantastic clothing. I don't hate him because he is Marc Jacobs.
I hate him because I can actually afford some of his clothing AND I love the design BUT I can't get my shoulder into even his XL sizes. What the fuck? I am a size 40-42 coat and I can't get into an XL Marc Jacobs coat?!?! Who the hell is he designing for? Anorexic boys who need a sugar daddy to buy them clothes? Beanpoles? Dixon Ticonderoga #2 pencils?
I hate you Marc Jacobs.