Scene: At store.Customer:
Hi. Can I ask you question?Tim:
I'm looking for a gluten-free, dairy-free, wheat-free apple pie. What do you have?Tim:
I can offer you an apple.And.... scene.
Ahhhh. Thanksgiving. Thanks for nothing. Just one more day. And it's past. And I can avoid questions like that. Or questions like, "What is the easiest way to have Thanksgiving dinner?" Get invited to someone's dinner. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to anyone reading this. Later.