Scene: Grocery store.

Clerk: Can I help you with something, sir?

Customer: I'd like to pay for this scone.

Clerk: Sure. Our checkout line is behind you to your left.

Customer: But I only have one scone.

Clerk: Sure. We have a 5-or-less express line.

Customer: But there's a line.

Clerk: Sure. It goes fast. (Clerk notices that there are two people in line)

Customer: But I only have one item.

OK. I'm stopping now. What is wrong with people? What makes y'all think that just because you have one item you should not have to stand in line to pay for it? And, why do you all act as if you have never stood in line for anything? Bitches, New York City is all about standing in line. And let me remind everyone that you are not that important that you can't stand in line. Because if you were, you would hire somebody to do it for you.

So. Shut the fuck up. Stand the fuck still. If you want your products, you will stand in line. Be happy that you actually have the privilege to buy food and stand in line mere minutes to purchase it. Some people in our very own country can't afford a scone. Some people in this world have nothing to eat. Some people in this world stand in line for hours to get less-than-mediocre food. Got it. Later.  ¶ 10:02 PM