Wednesday, June 13, 2007
I'm just going to say it. And this may sound mean. And I probably am being mean. I really am just being factual. But:
If you are slightly more than obese and two inches short of being round, and you have barely enough self-confidence to fill a thimble, and you waddle rather than walk, and you have this perpetual look of misery on your face which can be confused as "needing to take a shit", and it looks like there are two midgets tucked into your ass...
please do not criticize my diet and fitness choices. Especially since you know that I have worked in the fitness field and have successfully lost and kept off a lot of weight. Thanks. Later.
If you are slightly more than obese and two inches short of being round, and you have barely enough self-confidence to fill a thimble, and you waddle rather than walk, and you have this perpetual look of misery on your face which can be confused as "needing to take a shit", and it looks like there are two midgets tucked into your ass...
please do not criticize my diet and fitness choices. Especially since you know that I have worked in the fitness field and have successfully lost and kept off a lot of weight. Thanks. Later.
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omg. that's pretty rude. reminds me of when this girl at work was criticizing someone else about her exercise regimen (or lack thereof), and I chime in and say, "Who are you to talk Miss Smoky Smokerson?" She was a chain smoker to the max. i've never seen someone smoke so much.
I would also say that such person should not criticize another for being "too skinny," and that they "need to fix that" and that they "need to eat more." Especially if that person is above you in the office and works in the medical field. That person may just get you on probation or fired. Sweetie. 0;-)
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