This is about America's Next Top Model... just be warned.
So, I am watching last night's episode and Tyra has just announced that they are going to Sydney, Australia. The frighteningly ghetto-licious Spanish drag-lette Jaslene says:
"Australia! I've never been anywhere but the 'hood and around the corner!"
I thought I was going to fucking pee myself. That is quite the gem. It may be the best line ever. You hear me. Best. Line. Ever. Later.