Do a round-off back-handspring Write like him or him Dance like Chita Rivera Sing like Christina Aguilera Play the guitar High kick on the right side Bake fluffy chocolate cakes (or at least have the patience to) Bitch slap my bosses at work (without getting fired or sued)
Eating up the City before it eats me up. I'm a freelance cook who spends his free time working out, cooking for "my man", and wondering why the Right is so concerned about my bedroom.