Not that I'm judging but... ok, I am judging... but back to what I was trying to say: if you are trying to sell me something over the web, let's say, erotic massage, shouldn't the pictures you post of yourself be... well... erotically interesting? Shouldn't I not be laughing when I take a look at some of the pictures? Shouldn't the pictures you post for your "business" be the best representation of your business?
Then again, I should judge because here I am on a Saturday night at 10:23pm, in my pajamas, eating pistachios, letting the cat lick the shells, after a dinner of saffron rice, chimichuri, soy breakfast sausage, and a large garden salad, blogging about funny massage ads.
Ah, good times, good times. I was going to go out dancing by myself but I don't even know where the hell to go. Go ahead. Judge away. Later.