So, like a lot of people, I am addicted to Project Runway. Last night's show's challenge was to design an evening gown for Miss USA. She is supposedly going to wear the gown at the upcoming Ms. Universe pageant. The winner was this purple gown with a monstrously hideous thing at the bottom. It was just one big bush of a purple. Nothing new to the pageant world but, then again, like our Republican President, the pageant world is stuck in the past.
After watching the show again this morning, I noticed that the judges were a bit tame when it came to discussing the big purple upside-down broccoli-spear of a dress. The true fashion judges liked another gown more and their comments on the purple explosion were not... well, really comments.
Here is my question: is the Beauty Pageant world really about fashion? Okay, modern fashion? Isn't it just one big tacky explosion of taffeta and sequins? Do we really think that the true winner was Kayne and not Uli? Uli was robbed. She should demand a recount. Then again, the tacky blond fake-faced stupid Miss Useless-A picked the winner. Who the fuck knows if she really has one iota of fashion sense. I hope they keep idiots like that away from Project Runway. Modern fashion, kids, modern fashion. Later.