Boy, do I have some Tales to Tell...
Friday, May 26, 2006
 
Some things I just never really understood why:

Gay men who love Fleet Week - call me what you will but I never had sex with any sailors during that week. What's the deal? What have I missed?

People who just don't drink alcohol and tell you that they don't - not that I want to be around people who are drunks but I always find it interesting when they insist on not having a drink. Ummm, all I asked was what would you like to drink. Nothing else.

People who only eat organic food - and why is it you still looked so fucked up?

Girls who wear clothing that shows off their big belly roll by having it exposed and hanging over their jeans - Not very empowering. Actually just kinda silly. And, well, just not attractive.

Angry, rich, white people - Do I even have to explain this? They always seem to look for me at work. And always doubt what I have to say.

Flip flops in a weight room - are you daring or just stupid? You obviously want to be in pain.

People who are offered a sample of something but wrinkle their nose up and ask if it's good - Sweetness, that's why we're sampling it. So you can figure it out yourself.

Ignorant, closed-minded people who live in New York City - Kids, save some money and live somewhere cheaper and homogenous.

I have more but I can't really think clearly after writing those down. Later.
 
Comments:
Oh my god my blood boils with you on the flip flops in the gym and the sampling thing. Aarrrghhh.
 
I get you on the drink thing. I've noticed that a lot of people are sensitive to the issue. When I say "Would you like a drink?", it is my shorthand way of saying "Would you like coffee, tea, a soda (cola carbonated beverage or non-cola carbonated beverage), wine (red or white, bold, medium or lightnote) or perhaps an alcoholic beverage (with or without a mixer)?". Since that is such a mouthful, I opt for "Would you like a drink".

A.B.
 
I've never understood Fleet Week, and have always wondered if there's some secret party that I'm missing. Then again, i'm probably not cool enought to be invited.
 
I know, isn't the idea behind Fleet Week that those men can finally come ashore to get some WOMEN? If they were into you, boys, why would they need to look any further than their fellow hot sailors?

Also, white is SO not flattering!
 
What about angry poor white people? I'm a nice person,um, except for the angry part.

Velme Biggers
 
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