Scene: Tim is at one end of the cereal aisle stocking cartons of rice milk. A customer comes around the corner with her husband. They are speaking French. Tim notices them and makes eye contact. The wife approaches him.Wife (in a heavy French accent): Ah, excuse me. Do you know where the sugar is?
Tim: Sure. It's the next aisle over.
Wife: Thank you. And one more thing... uh, hmmm... how do you say... uhmmm?
Tim: Tell me in French.
Wife (surprised): Tu parles Francais?!?!
Tim: Very little.
Wife: Uhhhh... Avez-vous puree de pomme de terre?
Customer (from behind Tim in a very I-know-it-all tone): She needs tomatoes.
Tim (in a very you're-a-dumb-ass-bitch tone): No. She needs mashed potatoes.
End scene.Just a tip: unless you really know what you are doing or what someone is saying, then don't interrupt a conversation. Thanks. Later.