I hate JJ Abrams. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. I hate him because... because... because "My name is not Michael Vaughn." Crash. Bang. Nothing. NOTHING
but the word ALIAS on the screen. Is he trying to tell me that I have to wait four months to find out what happened? Does he know that I have no patience or time for this kind of crap? Does he know WHO I AM?!?!?!??! God, why do I watch this show. It's driving me insane. It's driving me to drink. Oh wait. I already do that. Nevermind. I feel empty. I hate him. I hate him so much that I may just show up in four months. Later.