Just typing this hurts.
Friday: 8:00am - 4:30pm Work, 5:00pm - 6:00pm Gym (Back, biceps, delts, lunges, shower), 6:05pm - 6:20pm Pizza, 6:30pm - 9:30pm Happy Hour PLUS (6 drinks), 10:00pm Crawl into bed.
Saturday: 8:00am Automatically wake up (dammit!), 8:01am OUCH! Sore hamstrings & back, 8:05AM Coffee and breakfast, 10:00am Leave to teach, 10:30am - 12:00pm Class, 12:30pm Back home for lunch, 2:00pm - 10:30pm Start busy day at work, 11:00pm Back home, 11:01pm Phone call from friend looking for comfort, chat 'til... 12:00am Crawl into bed.
Sunday: 8:00am Automatically wake up (Arrrrgghhhh!), 8:30am Coffee and breafast while folding laundry that bf left from other day (bastard!), 9:00am Make plans to workout, 9:10am Cancel plans to workout because I feel tired, 9:26am Blog about feeling old.
How do people do it? Remember when all you needed was two aspirin and two hours of sleep? Now I need two days and a ton of Leave-Me-The-Fuck-Alone to recover. I'm never going out again. And I am never having 6 cocktails in one night again. And I have to work from 2:00pm to 10:30pm. God let it be dead at work. Later.