For those of you who don't have a cat, you should know that they shed their hair. Constantly. Your entire wardrobe will have cat hair. There will be cat hair in your cupboards. Need I even mention area rugs? You'll have this constant feeling of having cat hair all over you. Until one day, you just don't even notice it.
Well, today, the inside of my nose was itching like crazy. It felt like there was cat hair in it. So, I went to the bedroom mirror and noticed that there was a cat hair in there. I tried to pick it out to no avail. Yeah, I know, bad image. Anyhoo...
I decided to head to the bathroom mirror for better lighting and to get our tweezers so I could yank that sucker out. Using the tweezers, I got a hold of the cat hair and yanked... OUCH!!! OH MY GOD! OH, SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY!! It's not cat hair at all!! I just yanked out a grey nose hair. A GREY MOTHER-FUCKING NOSE HAIR!
The end is near. I am doomed. My life is over.
Still stinging from the pain, I take a look at the other nostril. Yup. There's a grey one there too. Ugh. I'm feeling suddenly very old. Very very old.
The bf told me to get over it and put on my shoes so that we could go get dinner. Thank god for the Nero d'Avola. And the sauteed artichoke hearts.
Still, I have a grey nose hair. Double Ugh. Later.