The other day, my friend Janice and I went shopping at Old Navy. It was particulary a good day to do this since the "blizzard" had hit, most people were staying home, AND there was a major sale on almost everything.
The big dissapointment: my thighs do not fit into any regular cut jeans/cords/pants. What? Do American men have NO thighs?
Now, I have to admit that Old Navy has no consistency when it comes to size. Even within the same style and color of the item. So, I tried on a different pair and still no go with the thighs. I felt like I was going to rip through the pants like the incredible Hulk.
Dejected, I tried on a pair of Carpenter pants - the one's that are wider through the thigh - and they fit. Damn my thighs. No matter what I do at the gym, they are just too thick. At least, I have the calves to go with them. But for once in my life, I would like to be able to wear some skinny pants and look like a rock star. Later.