Tim's Crazy-Ass X'mas Weekend:

Thursday, 9:30pm: Start work.
Friday, 9:30am: Finish work.
Friday, 12:13pm: Board "ghetto" train for Trenton, NJ.
Friday, 1:35pm: Arrive in Trenton to be picked up by bf's father.
Friday, 2:30pm: Arrive in Philly at bf's family home.
Friday, 5:00pm: Sit down to dinner with bf's parents and lesbian couple friends with two kids.
Friday, 6:30pm: Fall asleep on couch.
Friday, 7:00pm: Awaken suddenly. Make excuse to go upstairs to change into PJ's.
Friday, 7:02pm: Crawl into bed.
Friday, 11:03pm: Stirred by bf getting into bed.
Saturday, 3:47am: Awaken with sudden hunger pangs.
Saturday, 3:50am: Head downstairs to devour a pound of ham and half pound of mac&cheese.
Saturday, 4:00am: Crawl back into bed.
Saturday, 10:05am: Tickled awake by bf.
Saturday, 11:00am: Stumble into kitchen for first cup of coffee.
Saturday, 11:15am: Open gifts (two recipe books, a cell phone, a gift cert to Eddie Bauer)
Saturday, 1:00pm: Help prepare roast for dinner. (Okay, I took over the kitchen)
Saturday, 5:00pm: Greet friends as they arrive for Xmas dinner.
Saturday, 7:00pm: Finish dinner and head to living room to exchange more gifts.
Saturday, 7:50pm: Sit down at table to start traditional Xmas card game.
Saturday, 8:35pm: Get into car to be driven to 30th Street Station in Philly.
Saturday, 9:09pm: Catch train to NYC.
Saturday, 11:35pm: Arrive in NYC.
Saturday, 11:58pm: Stumble into home. (Ah, Home Sweet Home)
Sunday, 12:35am: Crawl into bed.
Sunday, 5:50am: Awakened by alarm clock.
Sunday, 6:30am: Leave for work.
Sunday, 7:10am: Punch in for work.
Sunday, 3:35pm: Finish work.
Sunday, 4:40pm: Sit down at bar to wait for friend's family. (She was celebrating her 40th)
Sunday, 8:30pm: Leave restaurant feeling bloated.
Sunday, 11:36pm: Blog about my exhaustive weekend.

Later.
  ¶ 11:22 PM