Can someone please tell me where the other "internets" are? All this time, I have been on just this one. I feel jipped.
This weekend, I will be attending the non-religious spiritual welcoming of my best friend's first born. Apparently, we are to think about what we are going to offer her son as a welcoming promise into this world. I think I will promise to make sure he never goes hungry. I know I can at least give that to him.
She called me at 8:00am the other day to see if I was still working out even though I now work a 40-hour week. We used to be workout fanatics. Now, the hardest thing she does is vacuum her house. She says she gives me a month and I will no longer be going to the gym regularly.
The scary thing is, she tends to be right about me. Always. Later.