After surveying the gym floor the other day, I decided that if I ever become an escort, I believe I have found my target audience. I think I am the only Asian male who is hairy. Okay, if you are repulsed by the idea of me talking about my body hair, then get over yourself; it's my blog.

Anyway... I realized that if I ever enter the "paid companionship" business, I can advertise myself as a humpy, hairy Asian male. I chose "humpy" because, once, a member, who had been away for a couple of months, asked me how I was doing and what I was up to lately, "besides getting all humpy". I have never been described as humpy but, what the hell, maybe it will get me some clients for my "companionship" business. So, back to the hairy issue...

I must be the only Asian around with quite the large amount of body hair, at least for Asians. Come to think of it, even for some Caucasians but then again, they may shave. Most people I know are shocked when they see me wearing some deep V-neck shirt. It could me my bulging pectorals but I think it may have something to do with the hair sticking out of the V-neck. I also get questions as to why I have hair on my back and shoulders which in itself is a bit gross but quite surprising to a lot of people.

I even have hairy legs. Muscular and hairy. I don't really know any other Asians with hairy legs. I certainly did not inherit it from my father. Or my mother. The only part where I don't have hair on my legs are my calves because they are so thick, they rub up against my pant legs but that is another story for another day.

For an Asian man, I tend to shave quite often. If I shave in the morning, I get stubble by 6:00pm. The next day, I get very visible stubble. By the second day, I look scruffy enough to shave. What hair I do have on my head tends to need shaving by the middle of the second week.

I am not sure from whom I inherited the hair issue. None of my ancestors were hairy; I checked. My only explanation for it is that when I was two days old, I was diagnosed with jaundice. Back in those days, they gave newborns full blood transfusions. The blood that was donated for this procedure came from a German male. Never knew whom but I am willing to bet he was hairy. My mother likes to think that this is all a load a crap but I don't. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

Anyway, I like that I have found a new avenue of income if I ever needed one. I wonder if I will ever be considered scruffy? Can Asians be considered scruffy? Jimbo? Later.  ¶ 1:01 AM