I want to be Lucy Liu. If you don't know who that is, then you must... DIE! Kidding. Lucy Liu is one of the actresses that plays an Angel in the Charlie's Angels movies. She is Alex, the exceptionally techinically savvy Asian lady who kicks ass in stiletto boots. I need to become her but in order to do this, I must dedicate myself to becoming as fit as can be. I must begin an excruciatingly difficult fitness routine that increases strength but not muscle mass, a intense regimen of mind/body exercise to improve awareness & flexibility, and increase my cardiovascular exercise to improve my stamina & endurance.

I must also start practicing various martial arts and combat manuevers. This way I can use all types of various kicks, punches, and holds to help stop & eliminate any individuals that threaten world peace. I need to also start boning up on my knowledge of technology: things like computer science, mechanical technology, and explosives. That way, when confronted with a ticking bomb, I can diffuse it by interfacing my laptop (which I carry around at all times) into the system and over-riding the trigger mechanism.

All this plus be able to wear Versace hot pants, Jimmy Choo slingbacks, and La Perla underwear. Not sure if I can accomplish the fitness part. Later.  ¶ 12:22 AM